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Dev Pain ENG

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  • 1. Intro (2:22)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    dev pain this is it
    not a joke not a test
    a state a sign
    that every dev feels
    
    [VERSE]
    
    dev pain the frustration of the developer
    the constant disruptive reality during the work
    when the system does not do
    what logic says it should do
    dev pain the sum of errors
    that are not clear in nature
    when the code works in theory
    but falls apart in the real environment
    
    [VERSE]
    
    dev pain the feeling of unpredictability
    when there is no stable feedback for anything
    when the behavior of the system
    does not follow the expected operation
    dev pain the burden of overcomplex systems
    when many abstractions are built on top of each other
    and the developer no longer sees
    where it begins and where it breaks
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    dev pain the mental burden of the software developer
    the constant presence of bugs and uncertainty
    the repetition of unexpected behaviors
    and the pressure of searching for a solution
    dev pain not a bug but a state
    the constant pressure of tension between system and development
    that follows the work all the way
    until the code becomes a working system
    
  • 2. Dev Hymn (6:15)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    
    [VERSE]
    
    The browser light flickers quietly
    I search for traces of code in the digital fog
    Every blueprint rises with a steady hand
    A mind solves where logic comes together
    I repair the column where the old beam sways
    And lead back the energy that time scattered away
    It is not just a surface made to shine for the eye
    It is the story of functions whispering inside me
    The data runs deep through distant servers
    I weave every thread under the weight of my craft
    From darkness into light, where the users wait for me
    I hold the direction of their fate in my hand
    
    [CHORUS]
    Give me the key that opens your kingdom
    Watch how it turns every promise into gold
    I am the architect who shapes the flow
    The bridge that leads to the shore of your dreams
    Hire the fire that creates a new form
    The future is born in every line
    Yes, the future is born in every line
    
    [VERSE]
    
    I taught the machines to think again
    To bring order to the paths of virtual chaos
    The workflow hums like wind beneath the leaves
    Every mystery is solved the moment it comes alive
    The refactor shines like dawn after rain
    It replaces the fragile with iron and power
    I read the interface and plant a seed
    Where logic takes root inside the needs
    The data runs deep through distant servers
    I weave every thread under the weight of my craft
    From darkness into light, where the users wait for me
    I hold the direction of their fate in my hand
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    Give me the key that opens your kingdom
    Watch how it turns every promise into gold
    I am the architect who shapes the flow
    The bridge that leads to the shore of your dreams
    Hire the fire that creates a new form
    The future is born in every line
    Yes, the future is born in every line
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    Give me the key that opens your kingdom
    Watch how it turns every promise into gold
    I am the architect who shapes the flow
    The bridge that leads to the shore of your dreams
    Hire the fire that creates a new form
    The future is born in every line
    Yes, the future is born in every line
    
    [OUTRO]
    
  • 3. It's work on my machine (3:19)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    The system is green, yet nothing is clean
    Something has long been wrong in the list
    The code runs, but I feel it is wrong
    A silent revenge is forming underneath
    
    [VERSE]
    
    The test is green, everything stands right
    In production the whole world falls apart
    A silent bug sits between the lines
    The data twisted somewhere behind
    Staging is clean, everything works there
    But live is a different show
    The same request, the same flow
    But the answer is no longer the same word
    One call runs twice again
    And that makes the data wrong
    Idempotency is only paper
    Reality writes something else
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    This is a backend nightmare, noise is coming
    You cannot see it, but it will strike once
    Deadlock stops the entire world
    And nobody understands the trace of errors
    This is a backend nightmare, no escape
    Only stack trace remains, no interpretation
    You watch as everything slips apart
    What yesterday still seemed stable here
    
    [VERSE]
    
    An external API is alive today
    Tomorrow it only speaks in errors
    The schema changes, says nothing
    And your parser slides away from it
    Kubernetes restarts quietly
    “self-heal” but it does not help enough
    The pod disappears with no explanation
    And you start the bug hunt all over again
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    Timezone is playing with you again
    Yesterday it was good, today it lies
    Utility or local, it no longer matters
    One hour and everything is wrong
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    This is a backend nightmare, noise is coming
    You cannot see it, but it will strike once
    Race condition runs between the lines
    And the system slowly fell apart behind it
    This is a backend nightmare, no escape
    Only stack trace remains, no interpretation
    You watch as everything slips apart
    What yesterday still seemed stable here
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    Everything is green, but still not true
    The log lies if you trust in it
    The machine just stares at you in silence
    “Tomorrow you will start this again properly”
    
  • 4. Tab vs Space (3:29)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    one line two worlds
    one decision endless debates
    tab or space no peace
    this is where the war begins
    
    [VERSE]
    
    we were born with tabs long ago
    one character and the sky is done
    not a space not a weak sign
    tab is what puts things in order
    faster cleaner stronger
    even the file is less fragile this way
    every indentation one move
    we waste no needless path
    the world was designed this way
    tab is the real rule today
    whoever presses space only makes noise
    our code stays clean like this
    
    [VERSE]
    
    we think with spaces in order
    not for machines but for humans
    every space control and light
    this makes the whole truth visible
    tab is hidden unpredictable
    a different world in every editor
    we see what we wrote
    no trick is needed in the structure
    the standard protects us
    everywhere the same picture
    not platform not editor war
    space is the stable face
    one repo split in two
    indent lines became weapons
    merge conflict goes for blood
    who will win this place
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    tab versus space the field is burning
    one whitespace and everyone fears
    two ideologies collide
    and the world of code tears apart here
    tab versus space no compromise
    absurdity grows from indentation
    one repo two truths
    this is not code this is a war zone
    
    [VERSE]
    
    git blame points a finger
    who started this fight today
    CI is red the build bleeds out
    every commit demands blood here
    style guide stands like a weapon
    linter cries and cannot find
    prettier like a peacekeeper
    but even it cannot end the debate
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    one day there will be no difference
    one formatter will beautify it all
    but until then the noise remains
    tab or space eternal trouble
    
    [FINAL]
    
    tab versus space the field burns
    indent war has no fear
    one character and the wall collapses
    the world of code breaks into pieces
    tab versus space there is no truth
    only endless formatting world
    one repo two creeds
    this is the developer religion
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    indent war never ends
    one space one tab still alive
    the code runs but the argument does not
    this remains forever inside
    
  • 5. This Wasn't the Plan (4:18)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    The plan was ready, pixel perfect and aligned
    I thought at last everything would come together
    But something broke between hand and machine
    And the design collided with reality
    
    [VERSE]
    
    In the Figma grid the carefully drawn space lives
    Every component is exactly where it should be
    They said, “it will pass, this will not be a problem”
    But what came back completely destroyed it
    In the grid system everything breathes nicely
    But on the frontend nothing matches anymore
    Padding disappeared, margin is nowhere to be found
    The design is only an unfinished shadow now
    I ask quietly, “how can this be?”
    The answer is, “relax, this can go out now”
    But every release is another broken wall
    And the UI slowly turns into noise
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    This is not what I drew in Figma
    This is not the path I dreamed of
    The component now stares back at me
    And this CSS is far too bold
    This is not what I saw in pixels
    This is not what I expected there
    The beautiful system falls into errors
    And the frontend ruins everything again
    
    [VERSE]
    
    A hover effect became a strange flash
    The design system is only explaining itself
    Manual chaos lives instead of auto layout
    And the breakpoint always turns the wrong way
    The dev says, “this path is faster”
    But the UI only became a broken past
    Padding became a creative bug
    And the design became a prayer of “it will do”
    I ask again, “where did the plan go wrong?”
    The answer is, “feature, do not ask, just ship it”
    But every commit is another fracture
    And the beautiful UI is only an old poem
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    This is not what I drew in Figma
    This is not the path I dreamed of
    The component now stares back at me
    And this CSS is far too bold
    This is not what I saw in pixels
    This is not what I expected there
    The beautiful system falls into errors
    And the frontend ruins everything again
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    Maybe one day the picture will come together
    And the design will not just be broken beauty
    But now every release is another wound
    And the UI silently fell apart
    
    [FINAL]
    
    This is not what I drew in Figma
    This is not the road I left behind
    Now every pixel is a lost sign
    And a design memory lives inside the code
    
  • 6. The scope is swelling (5:12)
    Lyrics
    [VERSE]
    
    The client wrote: “just one tiny thing”
    This will not become a larger change
    Just one small field and two buttons are needed
    It will be ready by Tuesday morning, truly
    At the end of the meeting another email arrived
    The border of the scope quickly moved far away
    A new process and three new rules
    The landscape rushed past beside my plan
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    Yesterday a rowboat, today a battleship.
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    Every “tiny thing” is more work again.
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    Even the blueprint can no longer be seen.
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    And the deadline keeps shrinking.
    
    [VERSE]
    
    The designer has already drawn a new screen
    The frontend estimated three days for it
    The backend asks, “where is the specification?”
    The answer is, “there will be documentation later”
    QA says this is not quite rounded yet
    The client says it could already be done
    The product owner carves a roadmap
    While the deadline runs away
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    Yesterday a rowboat, today a battleship.
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    Every “tiny thing” is more work again.
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    Even the blueprint can no longer be seen.
    The scope is swelling, the scope is swelling,
    And the deadline keeps shrinking.
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    Last week there were only two buttons,
    Today seven systems have merged together.
    It started as one small request,
    Now the whole thing became a roadmap.
    The backlog grows, the sprint is short,
    The meeting opens another round.
    Everybody nods very hard,
    And I explain the status:
    The scope is swelling...
    The scope is swelling again...
    
    [FINAL]
    
    On release day everything came together
    At least that is what the world believed
    The client smiled during the call
    “Excellent work.”
    “We would need one more tiny change.”
    
  • 7. Save the prod (4:39)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    Friday night, the office empty and still,
    my eyes are burning, running on will.
    One more commit, just this last one tonight,
    tired fingers hit deploy — and goodnight.
    just this one…
    just this one…
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Halfway home, I glance at my phone,
    Slack's glowing red, a warning tone.
    Prod is down, not a single green sign,
    my heart just drops: "this crash is mine."
    prod is down…
    prod is down…
    Panic floods in, my hands go cold,
    I stare at the logs, but they won't hold.
    All on my own, and the whole thing's ablaze,
    "what did I do?" — lost in the haze.
    Save the prod! Save the prod!
    the alerts are burning red!
    Save the prod! Save the prod!
    somebody — I'm losing the thread!
    help me now…
    help me now…
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    Saw your Slack — I'm online, I'm here,
    you won't face this one alone, my dear.
    Share me your screen, open up the call,
    we'll catch this together before it can fall.
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    Save the prod! Save the prod!
    we'll roll it back tonight!
    Save the prod! Save the prod!
    the build will turn to green and light!
    you and me…
    you and me…
    
    [VERSE]
    
    I roll it back while you read the log,
    there's the bug — buried deep in the fog.
    Push the hotfix, the pipeline runs,
    and the red alerts clear, one by one.
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    Three a.m., and our eyes are sore,
    but the build steps green, like never before.
    I wasn't alone — that's the heart of it all,
    the team had my back, and we answered the call.
    roll it back…
    roll it back…
    green at dawn…
    green at dawn…
    
    [FINAL]
    
    Saved the prod! Saved the prod!
    the build turned green at dawn!
    Saved the prod! Saved the prod!
    the night is over, the fear is gone!
    We saved the prod, just you and me,
    rollback and hotfix — we set it free!
    We saved the prod, the long night's through,
    the build runs green, and the sky turns blue.
    Saved the prod! Saved the prod!
    the build turned green at dawn!
    Saved the prod! Saved the prod!
    the night is over, the fear is gone!
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    Somewhere in the code, it's quiet again,
    but it's not fear now — just calm, my friend.
    It was Friday night, and we nearly lost it all,
    but we saved it together — we stood tall.
    saved the prod…
    saved the prod…
    green at dawn…
    green at dawn…
    
  • 8. Hearts in Slack (3:45)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    Sprint starts, the coffee's cold,
    standup's quiet, the mood runs old.
    "Works for me" — a voice breaks through,
    for someone else, the system's down on cue.
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Dev pushes into Git tonight,
    Ops just watches: "will this hold tight?"
    QA writes down all they saw,
    but the error already broke the law.
    Jira burns like an emotional fire,
    "minor fix" — but the blood mounts higher.
    A comment war already rages on,
    the pipeline runs and won't be gone.
    Approved… but nobody read it through,
    the Merge button blew up red on cue.
    A message flashes in the Slack,
    and someone there's already off the track.
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    DevOps soap opera, the whole team's crying,
    prod's a different world than the staging dream.
    We push it all blindly, no use in trying,
    rollback writes over every scene.
    DevOps soap opera, no borderline,
    Jenkins shuts down the feelings too.
    It was just one commit, one tiny sign,
    and every service fell out of the blue.
    
    [VERSE]
    
    PM says: "just a small thing, no fight,"
    but the scope's already grown too wide.
    Dev cries: "that's two full days, not slight,"
    Ops is already backing up on the side.
    QA adores one ancient glitch,
    because at least it never dies.
    Monitoring blinks without a hitch,
    and no one can read what it implies.
    In Slack there comes an emoji,
    "fire" — "prod is dying again"
    "eyes" — "it wasn't me back then"
    "heart" — "just stay quiet, my friend"
    
    [FINAL]
    
    DevOps soap opera, the endless grind,
    every commit is a fresh confession.
    The pipeline binds, then tears the line,
    after deploy, it all cries in succession.
    DevOps soap opera, noise and light,
    the cluster lives, but there's no hope in sight.
    Tomorrow: new sprint, new bugs to slay,
    and the same old world starts up again today.
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    "Works on my machine" — the echo stays,
    silence falls behind each line we write.
    The meeting ends, the window fades,
    but prod forgets nothing, day or night.
    
  • 9. Two worlds (2:50)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    System online…
    two worlds align…
    
    FRONTEND! BACKEND!
    DEPLOY THE MIND!
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Code stands clean, staging clean, every module alive
    But under Chrome what Safari fears starts to dive
    Pixel war, margin slips, layout breaks apart
    Designer says "this is fine," but it lost the heart
    
    Commit push, branch split, merge conflict noise
    Backend is solid, but UI destroys
    API answers fast, backend concrete and strong
    But frontend cries because render is never enough for long
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    FRONTEND CRIES! BACKEND SHOUTS!
    SAME CODE, BUT THE WORLD FALLS OUT!
    PIXEL WAR! PROD GOES DOWN!
    EVERY RELEASE WEARS A NEW DEATH CROWN!
    
    DEPLOY BREAK! NO CONTROL!
    EVERY BUILD IS A LITTLE WAR!
    FRONTEND CRIES! BACKEND SHOUTS!
    AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE REAL CAUSE!
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Node runs fast, thread spins, memory leak lives
    An endpoint says "OK," but the UI never gives
    Docker container spin, Kubernetes dream
    But the bug stays inside like a silent theme
    
    "It works my machine" became the new faith
    Under prod every small git commit breaks
    Stack trace is deeper than a black hole well
    Every hotfix births another road to hell
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    CI fail… retry…
    CD break… no lie…
    
    NO CONTROL!
    NO SAFETY!
    
    SURVIVE THE DEPLOY ZONE!
    
    [FINAL]
    
    FRONTEND CRIES! BACKEND SHOUTS!
    THIS SYSTEM IS LOCKED INSIDE ITSELF NOW!
    PIXEL WAR! CORE BREAK!
    EVERY RELEASE IS ANOTHER ERROR SHAKE!
    
    DEPLOY FIGHT! NO CONTROL!
    PROD IS NOW A DARK HOLE!
    FRONTEND CRIES! BACKEND SHOUTS!
    AND THE SYSTEM SWALLOWS EVERYTHING IT FOUND!
  • 10. The Order of Order (4:32)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    The system lives, but does not speak
    It only whispers softly when it fears
    The sprint is eternal, the circle closes
    The priest watches and sees it all now
    
    [VERSE]
    
    He does not code, but sees it all
    Even among bugs he commands order
    He does not deploy, but gives blessing
    And holds the fracture together
    He does not design, but gives form
    From chaos he carves a pattern
    His voice walks among the meetings
    Like a bell in a digital phalanx
    Before standup the people rise
    Words become another picture
    “No blockers” says the order
    But nobody believes it inside
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    He is the Scrum Master, priest of the system
    He keeps the endless circle of the sprint
    From chaos he carves liturgy
    And gives a new world every day
    He is the Scrum Master, voice of silence
    A prayer lives deep in the backlog
    And every ticket is a prayer today
    In the system he is will itself
    
    [VERSE]
    
    During retro the people cry
    “Too many meetings, too little picture”
    But he only writes it all again
    The process is sacred, it commands order
    Velocity grows, or maybe it lies
    Behind the chart, time stretches
    But he smiles and carries on
    A new sprint that is never done
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    Let’s align… let’s align…
    The system breathes, the cycle is mine
    No end… no start… only flow
    In backlog deep, we all bow low
    
    [FINAL]
    
    He is the Scrum Master, priest of the system
    He keeps the endless circle of the sprint
    From chaos he carves liturgy
    And gives a new world every day
    He is the Scrum Master, voice of fate
    The mantra burns between meetings
    And every word is a sacred command today
    In the system he is will itself
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    The system lives… but did not sleep
    The priest watches… the circle remains
    And a new sprint begins quietly
    In the eternal order, endless
    
  • 11. The button (2:51)
    Lyrics
    [VERSE]
    
    The Product Owner spoke in the morning,
    Dropped something into the backlog.
    “We need a button, that is all for now,
    It will all work out in the sprint.”
    There was no ticket, no description,
    No use case for it, nothing else.
    Just one sentence, short and serious:
    “A button needs to go here somehow.”
    
    [VERSE]
    
    The designer lit up at this,
    Made something grand over Figma.
    It floats, it shines, it turns and spins,
    It coughs in three dimensions.
    There is a hover state and loading too,
    Spring animation six times over.
    Every pixel is a work of art,
    Only implementation is missing.
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    Jira ticket, forty comments,
    Every standup brings another turn.
    “Maybe it should be green instead?”
    “No, wait, make it burgundy after all.”
    Backend API rewritten three times,
    Accessibility fixed separately.
    QA says it is still not perfect,
    But the release was live yesterday.
    
    [FINAL]
    
    Silence fell in the demo meeting,
    The client looked at me in confusion.
    Then asked with total calm:
    “Excuse me...”
    “What is this button?”
    
  • 12. Tool (4:18)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    It is here… already writing the code for me…
    That is what they said before Skynet too…
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Yesterday I still carried the backend flow
    Today the model knows everything by itself
    Push and deploy, the world moves on
    And I watch my role fade away
    
    Stack Overflow used to be my refuge
    Now an algorithm rewrites my fate
    Managers smile: efficiency
    And I debug errors in reality
    
    Nothing that is yours has been lost
    You decide what the machine builds
    The tool extends, it does not replace
    Your knowledge does not disappear from this
    
    No… you do not see it… it learns too fast…
    It remembers everything I forget…
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    It takes my job! It takes my code!
    The entire source code!
    
    It takes the tickets! It takes my rank!
    And leaves me on the wrong side!
    
    It does not take, it extends
    Fear distorts the picture
    It does not erase you, only rearranges
    You remain inside the system
    
    Terminator log in the build history
    RoboCop writes my documentation
    HAL 9000 in the standup call
    "Everything is fine" before everything falls apart
    
    Neo in the cloud with a CIA chain
    Agent Smith cloning on LinkedIn
    Johnny Five reviews the architecture
    And I try to understand what is happening
    
    The story is loud, reality is quiet
    No machine army is coming for your fate
    They will not replace you the way you fear
    Only what you build is transforming
    
    [SOLO]
    
    tokens… prompts… embedding… drift…
    learns… changes… lives…
    
    Breathe. It is a pattern, not intent.
    But it feels as if it were alive…
    
    [FINAL]
    
    It takes my job! It takes my name!
    It makes every future uncertain!
    
    It does not take… it reveals.
    
    You are still here.
    …just do not let it become Skynet…
    
    [OUTRO]
  • 13. Hire me! (3:25)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    Oh mighty hiring manager, I come in peace and perfect Wi-Fi
    
    [VERSE 1]
    The browser glows, and I haven’t slept in days
    I’ve debugged my own life more than your backend maze
    I trail your codebase like a tragic crime show
    Found semicolons missing where they should not go
    I fix your broken layouts at 3 a.m.
    And chat with console errors like they’re my only friend
    I swear I know React, and I know it pretty well
    Even when production feels like a special kind of hell
    
    [PRE-CHORUS]
    The data runs deep, but I don’t even blink
    I can ship before you finish your coffee drink
    From dark mode to light, I align your UI
    Just please read my résumé before you say goodbye
    
    [CHORUS]
    Hire me, please, I’m begging on code
    I’ve even fixed bugs in my own soul
    Hire me, please, I’m begging on code
    Please let me join your development team
    Hire me, please, I’m running on pride
    And Stack Overflow tabs I can’t hide
    Yes, I wrote tests that sometimes pass
    Please don’t ignore my GitHub class
    
    [VERSE 2]
    I taught myself APIs at questionable times
    While eating instant noodles and writing bad rhymes
    My workflow hums like a broken fan
    But I still somehow ship whatever I can
    I refactor code like I’m fixing my fate
    Renaming variables just to feel great
    I read your UI like sacred text
    And pray my CSS won’t be the next
    
    [PRE-CHORUS]
    The data runs deep, I’m emotionally invested
    My localhost dreams are heavily tested
    From bug to feature, I try to survive
    Please just let me get this job and thrive
    
    [CHORUS]
    Hire me, please, I’m begging on code
    I’ve even fixed bugs in my own soul
    Hire me, please, I’m begging on code
    Please let me join your development team
    Hire me, please, I’m running on pride
    And Stack Overflow tabs I can’t hide
    Yes, I wrote tests that sometimes pass
    Please don’t ignore my GitHub class
    
    [OUTRO]
    If not… I’ll still fix your CSS from the shadows
    
  • 14. Snake language (3:54)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    import life into the system
    no error only silence
    booting heart online
    process starts in order
    
    [VERSE]
    
    def hello world print
    just a string that int
    but I am more than that
    memory lives inside you
    no cache to cover it
    trace shows back again
    every bit that you are
    runtime remains here
    stack trace takes me back
    every error back again
    but inside you there is no deletion
    only a whole rewritten again
    try catch feeling runs
    error comes but does not get through
    I fall but rise up
    no stop only onward
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    while true I love you
    print everything beautiful
    runtime heart sync lives
    you are the one goal
    while true no exit
    do not kill the process here
    you and me system one
    while the code goes
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Stack Overflow in my head
    old commit passes through it
    merge conflict still hurts
    but you clean it long ago
    null ref lost sign
    but you brought me back up
    among threads I run
    you are every hope
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    error four zero four
    but I feel that you are still here
    System reboot slow
    do not leave me now
    
    [FINAL]
    
    while true I love you
    print voice trembling
    runtime heart sync lives
    you are the one goal
    while true no exit
    do not kill the process here
    you and me system one
    forever it does not break
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    return eternal circle
    we run together now
    
  • 15. No type, no stress (3:10)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    machine starts now
    event loop runs
    we do not know why
    but still it runs
    
    [VERSE]
    
    I open the class
    and just stare at it
    no plan, only hope
    that it will not fall apart today
    variable like the scope
    today string, tomorrow number
    runtime decides for me
    I only keep watching
    prototype chain runs
    inheritance somewhere
    what is this? I do not know
    but somehow it works well
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    JavaScript, chaos king
    nothing exists, yet it stands
    function takes anything
    and returns something
    undefined – “it will do like this”
    null too – “endure it like this”
    no rules, only flow
    but somehow it is still good
    No type, no stress
    this is our life test
    console log is life
    nothing else is needed for you
    we do not know why it is good
    but it runs, so okay, good
    
    [VERSE]
    
    call stack grows, then cries
    stack trace shows it, but writes too late
    “where did you mess it up?” it asks
    we say: “everywhere… but mostly here, look”
    async world does not wait for you
    event loop goes around
    promise says: “later”
    and we say: “fine, this feels familiar too”
    callback hell, old friend
    everyone has left it behind
    but sometimes it comes back quietly
    and tears everything apart properly
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    JavaScript, chaos king
    nothing exists, yet it stands
    function takes anything
    and returns something
    undefined – “it will do like this”
    null too – “endure it like this”
    no rules, only flow
    but somehow it is still good
    No type, no stress
    this is our life test
    console log is life
    nothing else is needed for you
    we do not know why it is good
    but it runs, so okay, good
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    try catch, just to be sure
    error comes, there is always something
    after all
    we debug the future
    and ruin the present time
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    event loop laughs at us
    engine keeps running
    and we just watch
    why this stopped now
    
  • 16. Dot what_ (5:04)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    dot net starts now
    booting the system
    CLR wakes up
    runtime life expands
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Using System core
    namespace structure
    class instance lives
    object architecture
    public static void
    main entry point
    method calls path
    param string on
    new object created
    heap memory
    garbage collect runs
    frees up again
    try catch block
    exception comes
    return gives back
    flow moves easily
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    dot net you and me
    CLR holds up
    assembly structure
    bytecode in order
    dot net exit exists
    process shuts down
    thread parallel
    lock rule
    you and me do not break
    over code together we go
    object state lives
    heap still holds it
    
    [VERSE]
    
    NuGet package comes
    reference loads
    namespace arranges
    import fills in
    interface contract
    implement done
    override method
    polymorphic part
    thread pool runs
    task executor
    lock sync protects
    race condition null
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    stack trace shows
    debug in view
    try catch handling
    error in order
    
    [FINAL]
    
    dot net you and me
    CLR holds up
    assembly structure
    bytecode in order
    dot net exit exists
    process shuts down
    thread parallel
    lock rule
    you and me do not break
    over code together we go
    object state lives
    heap still holds it
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    runtime runs onward
    CLR lives
    
  • 17. Coffee break (3:49)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    public class starts
    main method runs
    JVM starts up
    bytecode life path
    
    [VERSE]
    
    public static void
    main entry point
    string args passed
    parameter line
    new object created
    heap memory
    garbage collect comes
    frees up again
    class structure lives
    object instance ready
    extends inheritance
    override part
    try catch block
    exception comes
    return gives back
    flow moves easily
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    Java runs with me
    JVM carries above
    world of classes
    bytecode in order
    Java exit possible
    System shuts down
    thread parallel
    sync rule
    you and me do not break
    over code together we go
    object state lives
    heap still holds it
    
    [VERSE]
    
    package structure
    import loads
    access modifiers
    public protects holds
    interface contract
    implements done
    override method
    polymorphic part
    thread runnable runs
    executor pool
    lock synchronized
    race condition null
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    stack trace shows
    debug in hand
    try catch handling
    errors in order
    
    [FINAL]
    
    Java runs with me
    JVM carries above
    world of classes
    bytecode in order
    Java exit possible
    System shuts down
    thread parallel
    sync rule
    you and me do not break
    over code together we go
    object state lives
    heap still holds it
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    JVM runs onward
    bytecode lives
    
  • 18. Types in Heaven (4:03)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    import into the system
    the whole picture rises
    no compile error today
    the runtime image runs
    
    [VERSE]
    
    const app is created
    type writes my fate
    TypeScript holds my hand
    will not let things go
    variable does not lie
    undefined is no longer here
    every value is stable
    the faith is in sync
    function brings back
    what I ask from you
    object locks everything
    hope comes together
    async waits for you quietly
    promise does not fall
    then arrives only
    if the world lets go
    try catch even if it hurts
    I still hold you
    final means no more errors
    we simply survive beautifully
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    TypeScript, you and me
    runtime, clean light
    compile writes our fate
    there is no undefined me
    TypeScript has no exit
    do not kill the process here
    everything is strict and clean
    but there is no border inside you
    you and I in a module
    every path comes together
    CI CD runs through us
    writes the past into me
    
    [VERSE]
    
    interface inside me
    you define it
    what generic can give
    only you remain for me
    export carries feeling out
    import brings it back to you
    there is no any in the world anymore
    only your truth
    decorator is my heart
    puts every sign on you
    class compiles together
    I became core design with you
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    there is no error in me now
    the system stands again
    recompile us
    and it will not break apart anymore
    
    [FINAL]
    
    TypeScript, you and me
    runtime, clean light
    compile writes our fate
    there is no undefined me
    TypeScript has no exit
    do not kill the process here
    everything is strict and clean
    but there is no border inside you
    you and I in a module
    every path comes together
    CI CD runs through us
    writes the past into me
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    return and you remain
    running in an eternal loop
    we two in the code
    there is no end, only road
    
  • 19. Over the stack (4:03)
    Lyrics
    [INTRO]
    
    the machine rises
    the system lives
    inside the memory
    something fears
    
    [VERSE]
    
    Rust compiles, the machine wakes up
    ownership now tears everything apart
    catch checker watches, will not let me through
    there is no lie here, no faulty shortcut
    trace shows where the boundary lies
    no reference lives for long anymore
    garbage is not here, no chaos either
    but something still hurts inside me
    the fight begins…
    
    [CHORUS]
    
    I would hold so many things still
    but the rule locks the step around me
    I do not move, only what it allows
    but what I love is also inside you
    lifetime chain binds us together
    but it does not let go of anything
    I would try to carry you onward
    but the compiler says: stop
    I cannot give you back anymore
    ownership closes here
    
    [VERSE]
    
    borrowed reference, you are only a guest here
    you are not mine, only what the rule opens
    mutable does not exist unless proven
    every step of yours is choked into law
    lifetime marks how long you exist
    so you do not get lost in memory
    but what I feel does not follow
    the logic of the system, no one understands it
    I would call you back once more in the stack
    but Rust will never allow it back
    
    [BRIDGE]
    
    Rust – no compromise
    no null, no blindly running lumen
    catch checker locks, no gap anywhere
    only rules remain from every line
    ownership writes law onto me
    no “hack,” no workaround path anymore
    
    [FINAL]
    
    you keep me safe, that is true
    but meanwhile I no longer remain myself
    in the lifetime chain the word lives
    but what I feel cannot be given
    I try to rebuild you again
    but the compiler will not allow it
    nothing breaks here at all
    only I lose myself in silence
    
    [OUTRO]
    
    compiler eternal
    the code does not fall
    ownership remains
    and I remain too… but without you
    

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